I was in the gym last night. Don't get me wrong I am hardly a "fitness fanatic" merely a New Years Resolutionary trying to maintain some level of fitness as head forthright into my thirties.
In the gym you get the standard fat people, desperate housewives, sport billies and fellow resolutionaries all of whom although perhaps different are all fairly standard bods. Then you get the "Muscle Heads" some are just fat blokes with big fat shoulders as if their tummy's had just moved up, they all love a vest or these rediculous pygama bottoms, caps on backwards or worse bandana's and of course the stautory weight belt and/or gloves with no fingers. What concerns me more is the colour of these lumps, not in a racial way more in Tango Taste Sensation kind of way - they are all orange, why is that? Combine that with third division footballers asymetric mohawk with a bleached white tip like some snowy outcrop at the peak of a man mountain and you have effectively got 16 stone of supressed sexuallity masquerading as a mans man - these freaks make me sick? I think anyone who looks like that is modern Britains version of a Grecho wrestler and they regularly shaft each other after a good birch whipping in the steam room!!
Not only that it's like when the big boys where playing on the swings and they wouldn't let you have a go - okay I just want to use the free weights and i feel uncomfortable when they are there so i use this blog to vent - sorry!